No matter how many times I see this, I still can’t decide whose face is the best.
cool idea: bait all the anglophiles at your school into attending a ‘british culture’ club with relevant shitty fandom posters
when they get there, lock them in the room with tea, crumpets, finger sandwiches and 8 hours worth of documentaries on the horrors of british imperialism. don’t allow them to leave until they have watched every single one.
very “clockwork orange”-ish. i like it.
Two linguists walk into a bar.
Also, scope ambiguity
Also structural ambiguity if you pretend that “into a bar” is the name of your dog.
(I’ve been marking intro linguistics finals and it gives me far-fetched ideas about constituency.)
Step 1. Become a linguist.
Step 2. Marry a linguist.
Step 3. Get a dog.
Step 4. Name dog “Into A Bar.”
Step 5. Two linguists walk into a bar.
Tempted to get a dog now so I can name it this and take it walking with ling-friends.
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
Things I Am Hecked Up About (this is my first time using that internet slang)
and they say romance is dead
I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes
hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____, im dad” jokes’, im dad
1. It just occurred to me that I clicked through to what I thought was a 3 minute song on soundcloud and im pretty sure that was an hour ago
2. where is the weird electronica coming from? we just dont know
3. im starting to get tired. i have the aforementioned 500-600 words to write. should i stay where i am or go home? should i drink something caffinated or not? we just dont know
we just. dont. know.
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