What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
Things I Am Hecked Up About (this is my first time using that internet slang)
and they say romance is dead
I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes
hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____, im dad” jokes’, im dad
1. It just occurred to me that I clicked through to what I thought was a 3 minute song on soundcloud and im pretty sure that was an hour ago
2. where is the weird electronica coming from? we just dont know
3. im starting to get tired. i have the aforementioned 500-600 words to write. should i stay where i am or go home? should i drink something caffinated or not? we just dont know
we just. dont. know.
my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]
puppies waiting for their ladies to go take them for a walk to stop the apocalypse/punch monsters/solve murders
Unicorns are kosher. There was an actual talmudic debate and the current consensus is that unicorns are kosher. There is no conclusion to this paragraph, I just wanted to announce that I belong to a religion whose clergy members thought it was important to decide whether or not we could eat unicorns and then concluded that yes, yes we could, as long as the meat is drained of blood and not eaten with dairy.
MENTION ONE DIRECTION ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
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