No matter how many times I see this, I still can’t decide whose face is the best.
cool idea: bait all the anglophiles at your school into attending a ‘british culture’ club with relevant shitty fandom posters
when they get there, lock them in the room with tea, crumpets, finger sandwiches and 8 hours worth of documentaries on the horrors of british imperialism. don’t allow them to leave until they have watched every single one.
very “clockwork orange”-ish. i like it.
Two linguists walk into a bar.
Also, scope ambiguity
Also structural ambiguity if you pretend that “into a bar” is the name of your dog.
(I’ve been marking intro linguistics finals and it gives me far-fetched ideas about constituency.)
Step 1. Become a linguist.
Step 2. Marry a linguist.
Step 3. Get a dog.
Step 4. Name dog “Into A Bar.”
Step 5. Two linguists walk into a bar.
Tempted to get a dog now so I can name it this and take it walking with ling-friends.
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
Things I Am Hecked Up About (this is my first time using that internet slang)
and they say romance is dead
I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes
hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____, im dad” jokes’, im dad
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