shadowlink-:

i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

This is the opposite of woman laughing alone with salad. 

(via i-aint-bovvered)

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

(via buetterfliege)

the-cat-inside:

Does anyone in the NC area have a place where an Iranian trans* person can stay I need a safe space NOW PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

(via bittergrapes)

(via thegreatfires)

i am going to send three emails in quick succession: 

1. to my advisor, telling him how much i want to be responsible for harassing my classmates for news of their lives into perpetuity for the benefit of the alumni mag (fun fact: i actually really want this (volunteer) job)

2. to my college counselor, asking whether my APs were sent to my university

3. to my university, asking if I can send SAT scores through college board or if they need more info. 

then i am going to shower really quickly and then wait for my hair to dry while doing my nails because that is ok and legit and then i am going to write because i need to get rid of many feels and then sleep because i have not slept enough in two weeks and i cannot handle this many emotions without sleep. 

creapy:

tumblrs obsessing over the watermelon video when this one exists

i am super into this lady 

(via tiesexual)

hokeyfright:

docotr:

chuckquizmo:

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 ☻/ This is Bob, put him in your
/▌ signature so he can 
/ \ take over Tumblr! :D

what the fuck is a signature

Haha, this person doesn’t know how to use Tumblr Signatures yet. xD 

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 ☻/ This is Bob, put him in your
/▌ signature so he can 
/ \ take over Tumblr! :D

92% of teenagers have turned to rap music. If you are part of the 8% who listens to real music, put this in your signature.

90% of teenagers today would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% who would be laughing their heads off, add this to your signature.

(via screamingcrawfish)

schmergo:

schmergo:

What do you call it when Hamlet leaps into his dead girlfriend’s grave and rants about how hot she was?

NecrOphelia

(via kant-be-serious)

fortylinestare:

someone made a really good point in the commentary of a post once which basically boiled down to the fact that james and lily’s patronuses are complements of each other (stag / doe) as opposed to snape and lily’s (doe / doe) which just goes to show how love and obsession are not the same thing at all thank u for ur time

(via alltheladiesyouhate)

gyzym:

threelisabeth:

everything else aside, alanna the lioness definitely got the fuck/marry/kill of jon/george/roger completely right

#PFFFHAHAHAHA #UNLIKE THOM (via iambickilometer)